A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.”

— Curt Siodmac

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Let us be honest, won't you? I hate reading email. I would rather jump in a frozen pond and bang helplessly on the hazy, ice-glass roof with my bleeding fists, than spend another day having to read another god-forsaken email. But since I'm even more against text blasts, email will have to serve until Elon finishes his brain-link contraption. Sadly, there really isn't any other way. So sign up and know that I won't abuse your info. XO Maverick